Funny Jokes

On School

Teacher: “Why are you late, Budi?”
Budi: “Because of a sign down the road.”
Teacher: “What does a sign have to do with you being late?”
Budi: “The sign said, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow!’”
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Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”
Vincent: “One dollar.”
Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Vincent: “You don’t know my father.”

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